The Hamstring Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Browns, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Quinshon Judkins
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.