The Snap Count Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Browns's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.