The Phantom Flag Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Browns drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Quinshon Judkins
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.