The Snap Count Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Browns, Browns, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.