The Late Scratch Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Browns drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.