The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Browns, Browns, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Quinshon Judkins
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.