The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Browns, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.