The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Browns drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.