The Snap Count Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Browns drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.