The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Browns scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.