The Phantom Flag Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Browns drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.