The Garbage-Time Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Browns scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.