The Late Scratch Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Browns's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.