The Phantom Flag Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Browns drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.