The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Browns scores zero, past belief!
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- Andre Szmyt
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.