The Phantom Flag Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Browns's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.