The Bad Spot Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Browns's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.