The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Browns drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
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- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.