The Garbage-Time Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Browns's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.