The Snap Count Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Browns, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.