The Blown Coverage Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Browns defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Browns's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.