The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Browns defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Browns's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.