The Snap Count Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Browns, Browns, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Quinshon Judkins
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.