The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Browns drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
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- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.