Curse the Philadelphia Eagles: fantasy football hexes for every player
Facing a Eagles player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Eagles player and the Eagles defense.
The Eagles defense
The Mystery Tweak Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
Eagles players
The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Saquon Barkley
RB Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DeVonta Smith
WR Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
The Hamstring Hex of Makai Lemon
WR Lemon tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
TE Goedert spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eli Stowers
TE Stowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
The Hamstring Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
WR Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
K Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
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FAQ
Which Eagles players should I curse in fantasy football?
The most fantasy-relevant Eagles right now are Saquon Barkley, DeVonta Smith, Makai Lemon. Each has a custom hex on this page.
Can I curse my opponent's Eagles player?
Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Eagles included.