Curse the Arizona Cardinals: fantasy football hexes for every player
Facing a Cardinals player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Cardinals player and the Cardinals defense.
The Cardinals defense
The Hamstring Hex of Arizona Cardinals
The Cardinals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
Cardinals players
The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey McBride
TE McBride will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyler Allgeier
RB Allgeier will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
QB Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
K Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
The Fumble Hex of Tavien Feaster
RB Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
WR Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
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FAQ
Which Cardinals players should I curse in fantasy football?
The most fantasy-relevant Cardinals right now are Trey McBride, Tyler Allgeier, Carson Beck. Each has a custom hex on this page.
Can I curse my opponent's Cardinals player?
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