Curse the Las Vegas Raiders: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Raiders player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Raiders player and the Raiders defense.

The Raiders defense

The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.

RB Jeanty gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.

TE Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.

QB Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

RB Washington Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.

WR The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

WR Tucker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

WR Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.

K Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.

TE Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.

TE Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.

WR Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

TE Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

The most fantasy-relevant Raiders right now are Ashton Jeanty, Brock Bowers, Fernando Mendoza. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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