Curse the New Orleans Saints: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Saints defense

The Late Scratch Hex of New Orleans Saints

The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.

Saints players

The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Olave

WR Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

The Snap Count Hex of Jordyn Tyson

WR Tyson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.

The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Shough

QB Shough will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Juwan Johnson

TE Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

The Garbage-Time Hex of Alvin Kamara

RB Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

The Late Scratch Hex of Audric Estime

RB Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.

The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele

WR Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.

The Snap Count Hex of Charlie Smyth

K Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.

FAQ

Which Saints players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Saints right now are Chris Olave, Jordyn Tyson, Tyler Shough. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Saints player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Saints included.