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Curse the Cincinnati Bengals: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Bengals player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Bengals player and the Bengals defense.

The Bengals defense

The Blown Coverage Hex of Cincinnati Bengals

The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.

Bengals players

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Marr Chase

WR Chase drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.

The Committee Backfield Hex of Chase Brown

RB A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.

The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow

QB Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tee Higgins

WR Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.

The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson

K McPherson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.

The Invisible Route Hex of Cam Grandy

TE Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Gesicki

TE Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.

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FAQ

Which Bengals players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Bengals right now are Ja'Marr Chase, Chase Brown, Joe Burrow. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Bengals player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Bengals included.