Curse the Seattle Seahawks: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Seahawks player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Seahawks player and the Seahawks defense.

The Seahawks defense

The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.

WR Smith-Njigba will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.

RB Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

QB Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.

RB Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.

K Myers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.

TE Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.

WR Shaheed gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".

RB Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.

WR Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.

WR Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.

WR White III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.

TE Kallerup gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.

TE Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.

The most fantasy-relevant Seahawks right now are Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Jadarian Price, Sam Darnold. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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