Curse the Cleveland Browns: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Browns player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Browns player and the Browns defense.

The Browns defense

The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.

RB Judkins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.

TE Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.

WR Rookie Concepcion Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

RB Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.

WR A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.

WR Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.

QB Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.

WR Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.

QB Watson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.

K Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.

TE Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.

The most fantasy-relevant Browns right now are Quinshon Judkins, Harold Fannin Jr., KC Concepcion Jr.. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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