Curse the Los Angeles Rams: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Rams defense

The Snap Count Hex of Los Angeles Rams

The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.

Rams players

The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams

RB Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Stafford

QB At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

The Committee Backfield Hex of Blake Corum

RB Corum finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.

The Hamstring Hex of Colby Parkinson

TE Parkinson is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.

The Blocking Assignment Hex of Max Klare

TE A mysterious flag erases Klare's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.

The Sack Spiral Hex of Ty Simpson

QB Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

The Snap Count Hex of Brennan Presley

WR Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.

The Dropped Pass Hex of Alex Bachman

WR Bachman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".

FAQ

Which Rams players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Rams right now are Kyren Williams, Matthew Stafford, Blake Corum. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Rams player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Rams included.