Curse the Tampa Bay Buccaneers: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Buccaneers player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Buccaneers player and the Buccaneers defense.

The Buccaneers defense

The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.

RB A localized thunderstorm forms over Irving's stadium. Only over Irving.

WR Egbuka is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

QB Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.

RB The team goes up 21 early and Gainwell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.

WR Godwin Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.

TE Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.

RB Tucker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

WR Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.

K Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.

The most fantasy-relevant Buccaneers right now are Bucky Irving, Emeka Egbuka, Baker Mayfield. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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