Curse the Atlanta Falcons: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Falcons defense

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons

The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.

Falcons players

The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson

RB Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.

The Shadow Coverage Hex of Drake London

WR London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.

The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.

TE Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zachariah Branch

WR Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Penix Jr.

QB Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.

The Pick-Six Hex of Tua Tagovailoa

QB Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Drummond

WR Drummond tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody

K The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Vinny Anthony II

WR Anthony II's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper

TE Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

FAQ

Which Falcons players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Falcons right now are Bijan Robinson, Drake London, Kyle Pitts Sr.. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Falcons player?

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