Curse the New England Patriots: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Patriots defense

The Blown Coverage Hex of New England Patriots

The Patriots defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.

Patriots players

The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye

QB A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of A.J. Brown

WR Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.

The Late Scratch Hex of TreVeyon Henderson

RB Henderson is already "Out" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.

The Committee Backfield Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson

RB Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.

The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Hunter Henry

TE Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andy Borregales

K A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.

The Dropped Pass Hex of Kyle Williams

WR Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.

The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Latu

TE Latu scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon

TE Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

FAQ

Which Patriots players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Patriots right now are Drake Maye, A.J. Brown, TreVeyon Henderson. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Patriots player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Patriots included.