Curse the Minnesota Vikings: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Vikings player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Vikings player and the Vikings defense.

The Vikings defense

The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.

WR Jefferson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Jefferson was due a breakout.

RB The broadcast shows Jones Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

QB Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.

RB Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.

WR Addison's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

WR Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.

TE Hockenson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

K Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.

QB At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

WR At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

The most fantasy-relevant Vikings right now are Justin Jefferson, Aaron Jones Sr., Kyler Murray. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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