Curse the Denver Broncos: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Broncos player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Broncos player and the Broncos defense.

The Broncos defense

The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.

WR Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.

QB Nix is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

RB Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

WR Sutton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

RB Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

WR Franklin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.

WR The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

K Ref: "Number Lutz, that's a flag." Lutz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."

WR Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.

QB The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

TE Krull will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.

QB Ehlinger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.

The most fantasy-relevant Broncos right now are Jaylen Waddle, Bo Nix, J.K. Dobbins. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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