Curse the New York Jets: fantasy football hexes for every player
Facing a Jets player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Jets player and the Jets defense.
The Jets defense
The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
Jets players
The Snap Count Hex of Breece Hall
RB Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
The Phantom Flag Hex of Garrett Wilson
WR Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
TE Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
The Committee Backfield Hex of Braelon Allen
RB Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
TE Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
The Mystery Tweak Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Adonai Mitchell
WR Mitchell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
The Phantom Flag Hex of Geno Smith
QB Smith will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
TE The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sterling Shepard
WR At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
The Phantom Holding Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
WR Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
QB Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
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FAQ
Which Jets players should I curse in fantasy football?
The most fantasy-relevant Jets right now are Breece Hall, Garrett Wilson, Kenyon Sadiq. Each has a custom hex on this page.
Can I curse my opponent's Jets player?
Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Jets included.