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Curse the Washington Commanders: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Commanders player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Commanders player and the Commanders defense.

The Commanders defense

The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders

The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.

Commanders players

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jayden Daniels

QB Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.

The Dropped Pass Hex of Stefon Diggs

WR Diggs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.

The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White

RB Ref: "Number White, that's a flag." White: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."

The Invisible Route Hex of Chig Okonkwo

TE Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.

The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Antonio Williams

WR Rookie Williams gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal

RB Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.

The Hamstring Hex of Wendell Smallwood

RB Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.

The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaden Bradley

WR The broadcast shows Bradley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

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FAQ

Which Commanders players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Commanders right now are Jayden Daniels, Stefon Diggs, Rachaad White. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Commanders player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Commanders included.