Curse the Detroit Lions: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Lions defense

The Prevent Defense Hex of Detroit Lions

The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.

Lions players

The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs

RB Gibbs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown

WR St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.

The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jameson Williams

WR Williams's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Williams was due a breakout.

The Late Scratch Hex of Sam LaPorta

TE LaPorta's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff

QB Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Bates

K Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.

The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa

WR TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.

The Dropped Pass Hex of DeAndre Carter

WR Carter scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.

The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman

TE Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

FAQ

Which Lions players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Lions right now are Jahmyr Gibbs, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Jameson Williams. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Lions player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Lions included.