Curse the Indianapolis Colts: fantasy football hexes for every player
Facing a Colts player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Colts player and the Colts defense.
The Colts defense
The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Indianapolis Colts
The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
Colts players
The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonathan Taylor
RB Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
TE Warren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Daniel Jones
QB Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
K Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
RB Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
TE Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
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FAQ
Which Colts players should I curse in fantasy football?
The most fantasy-relevant Colts right now are Jonathan Taylor, Tyler Warren, Daniel Jones. Each has a custom hex on this page.
Can I curse my opponent's Colts player?
Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Colts included.