Curse the Jacksonville Jaguars: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Jaguars defense

The Late Scratch Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars

The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.

Jaguars players

The Sideline-Scold Hex of Trevor Lawrence

QB The play clock hits zero on Lawrence four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.

The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten

RB Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.

The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington

WR Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.

WR Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".

The Butter-Finger Hex of Jakobi Meyers

WR Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenton Strange

TE Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.

The Stuffed Run Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.

RB Rodriguez Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Little

K Little makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.

The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates

TE Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.

FAQ

Which Jaguars players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Jaguars right now are Trevor Lawrence, Bhayshul Tuten, Parker Washington. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Jaguars player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Jaguars included.