Curse the Green Bay Packers: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Packers player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Packers player and the Packers defense.

The Packers defense

The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.

RB Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.

WR Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.

TE Kraft tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.

QB Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.

RB The team goes up 21 early and Lloyd gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.

WR Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.

RB Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.

K Smack is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

QB The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

WR Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.

TE A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.

WR Skinner Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

K Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.

TE Kaufusi lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.

The most fantasy-relevant Packers right now are Josh Jacobs, Christian Watson, Tucker Kraft. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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