Curse the San Francisco 49ers: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a 49ers player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant 49ers player and the 49ers defense.

The 49ers defense

The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.

RB Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."

QB Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.

WR Evans is already "Questionable" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.

TE At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

WR Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.

RB Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

K Pineiro goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.

WR Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.

WR Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

RB James gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.

TE Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

QB Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.

The most fantasy-relevant 49ers right now are Christian McCaffrey, Brock Purdy, Mike Evans. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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