Curse the Miami Dolphins: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Dolphins defense

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miami Dolphins

The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.

Dolphins players

The Fumble Hex of Kaytron Allen

RB Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.

The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Wright

RB Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.

The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington

WR Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Caleb Douglas

WR Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

The Hamstring Hex of Chris Bell

WR Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich

TE Dulcich gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.

RB Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zane Gonzalez

K Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Reagor

WR Reagor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.

The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II

RB A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.

FAQ

Which Dolphins players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Dolphins right now are Kaytron Allen, Jaylen Wright, Malik Washington. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Dolphins player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Dolphins included.