Curse the Tennessee Titans: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Titans player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Titans player and the Titans defense.

The Titans defense

The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.

WR Tate is already "Questionable" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.

RB Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.

WR Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

QB Ward will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.

RB Spears gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

TE A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.

RB Singleton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.

WR Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.

WR Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.

WR Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.

K Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.

WR Osborn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.

TE Wilson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.

The most fantasy-relevant Titans right now are Carnell Tate, Tony Pollard, Wan'Dale Robinson. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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