Curse the Buffalo Bills: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Bills player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Bills player and the Bills defense.

The Bills defense

The Bills defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.

QB Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.

RB Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.

WR Moore is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.

TE Kincaid is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.

WR Shakir scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.

RB Davis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.

WR Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

K Bass attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.

WR Bell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.

The most fantasy-relevant Bills right now are Josh Allen, James Cook III, DJ Moore. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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