Curse the Pittsburgh Steelers: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Steelers defense

The Phantom Flag Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers

The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.

Steelers players

The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Warren

RB Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.

The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rico Dowdle

RB A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DK Metcalf

WR Metcalf sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell

K At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

The Kneel-Down Hex of Ben Roethlisberger

QB At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

The Sack Spiral Hex of Aaron Rodgers

QB Rodgers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

The Phantom Flag Hex of Germie Bernard

WR Bernard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.

The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Freiermuth

TE Freiermuth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Travis Homer

RB Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.

The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar

QB Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.

FAQ

Which Steelers players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Steelers right now are Jaylen Warren, Rico Dowdle, DK Metcalf. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Steelers player?

Yes. Enter your Sleeper username (or ESPN league ID) and Fantasy Witch picks the best victim from your opponent's real lineup, Steelers included.