Curse the Los Angeles Chargers: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Chargers player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Chargers player and the Chargers defense.

The Chargers defense

The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.

RB Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.

QB Herbert will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.

WR The QB looks at McConkey exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.

TE Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.

WR Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.

K Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.

RB Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.

RB Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.

WR Harris is already "Questionable" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.

WR Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.

WR The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

The most fantasy-relevant Chargers right now are Omarion Hampton, Justin Herbert, Ladd McConkey. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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