Curse the Kansas City Chiefs: fantasy football hexes for every player

Facing a Chiefs player this week? Here is a custom curse for each fantasy-relevant Chiefs player and the Chiefs defense.

The Chiefs defense

The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.

RB Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.

WR Rice tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.

QB Mahomes goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.

TE Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.

WR Downs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.

RB Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

WR Ref: "Number Worthy, that's a flag." Worthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."

K Butker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.

WR Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.

RB VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.

QB Fields will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.

TE Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.

The most fantasy-relevant Chiefs right now are Kenneth Walker III, Rashee Rice, Patrick Mahomes. Each has a custom hex on this page.

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